Thursday, November 20, 2008

So the Big 3 are run by morons. Is this a shock to anyone?


Song to listen to when reading this post: Another Way to Die Jack White & Alicia Keys

So you have go and beg for your company's financial life, the situation is dire, you know that your company will be bankrupt soon without help from the federal government. It is in this situation due in some part to your own shoddy leadership.
And what do you do?
Do you show up before congress in your shabbiest oldest suit, fly coach and then show up by cab just for appearances sake? Or do you say fuck it, thats for the common worker.
Are you kidding? I'm the goddamn CEO! Lets fly to DC in the Corporate jet.
But what about who much it costs?
Who cares that each trip in the damn thing costs more than a single Caddillac? This is what the corporate jet is for, corporate business, besides which I'm the Goddamd CEO!
To quote Yoda for a second "that is why you fail."
If the common man to come the rescue of the big three they need to send better messengers than the three Morons that appeared in several hundred dollar suits with their grubby hands outstretched.
Maybe next time they need to send their research and development team. That would give a far better view of the health of the company not the idiots who have been running these running these once proud American brands into the ground.
The Japanese copied America, and in the end beat us at our own game.
It's time Detroit copied Japans business model.
And those CEO's?
They should be left out with last years models. Nobody wants you guys around anymore.

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