Why are all nature show hosts Bristish? Is England really that Bad?

Is England a terrible place to live?

Seriously?

Follow me here. It is no mistake that most live action shows on TV with animals, and or involving anything truly dangerous they are almost uniformly white and British.

Why is that?

I believe it have something to do with England itself.

The weather there sucks. (see picture)

The food isn't that great (they eat blood pudding).

So the people left England (men mostly) in search of better weather, better food, better opportunities. Thus leading to the British Empire, one of the largest in known history. That pressure to leave home doesn't just go away. It's still there. Only now fewer and fewer of the locals can leave the way that they'd like.

But at least they have good TV.

Coffee

I'm addicted.

I know it.

I just had know idea the extent of my addiction until it was laid out before me.

It was quite humbling really.

Coffee has made me late for work, a Wedding, a Funeral, a Christmas party.

Just to name a few.

It has gotten me into trouble with my fiance.

It has spilled all over my good clothes.

It has spilled all over my bad clothes.

It has spilled all over my car.

It has burned my tongue.

It has burned my hand.

And I will never give it up...

Madonna

On why I hate the material girl....

She likes buying children. She pays in cash Africa...

She believes she is holier that thou. See Papa don't preach (the song)

She's pretty much left/abandoned both the Catholic Church and the USA for a Mystic Jewish book, and the U.K. respectively. (You can keep her England)

Time to change it up

My blog has been about politics and solely politics.
Today that changes.
Today I'm going to tell you about the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
There is a reason I breath.
The reason I strive to become a better man.
A reason I awake every day.
There is a reason I smile when I come home.
It's my girl.
The love of my life.
My future wife.
I am a lucky, lucky man.
She is my best friend.
She knows me inside and out.
I can go on and on, but I won't.
I just want you to know dear reader, that my lady makes me so very happy.

The Color RED

Why red?
The color of blood.
Of Love.
Of Passion.
Of Madness.
Of Power Ties.
And stop signs.
Last but not least the republican party.

Why the lower cased (r) you ask?
Because it looks like they have small minds.
Dude that is just plain insulting take it back.
No. They are a regional power now found only in the redneck south that did not vote for a "black" president because they feared the race backlash among other things. They preach division. They preach the past.
Now they don't want to stimulate the economy. They want more tax cuts to businesses.

The thing is people, they don't work.
Eight years under Bushie taught us that.
Obama wants to put people back to work and the RED (stop sign) republicans suddenly don't want to spend any money after creating largest deficits in US history.
The Nerve.
Now I'm seeing red.

Tis the Season

This is my favorite time of the year.
Hot Chocolate.
Wool Hats.
Sweaters.
Christmas trees, and the smell of pine.
Shopping.
Wrapping presents.
Family and of course the alcohol required to be inbided in their presence.
And of course Lists.
Best of the Year Lists make this my favorite time of the year.

• Amazon.com
• Rollingstone.com
• ew.com

Quick Hits

Mumbai (Bombay)

Young radicals, trained to kill unarmed people. How is it you can justify the killing of innocents for you cuase with the shedding of blood? How does that get you anywhere other than heighten the cost of the fight?

The idea I guess is to terrorize. To break the spirit of the people.

But this is India.

Mighty England couldn't beat India. Piddly ass Pakistan, or some shit ass splinter group that doesn't even have support of the government? Are you kidding me? You guys are just setting yourself up for a world of hurt.

India is about to open a can of whup ass on y'all before long.

You should not have pulled this tigers tail.

Denial

Sometimes the truth stares you in the face, but it is too painful, too powerful to accept. So we shove it away, we hold it at arms length. We make up lies to ourselves and to others. Until we have the strength to accept.

Blagojevich

Can you beleive this guy? What a moron. He knew he was under investigation yet he still said these things, granted he thought they were over a secure line, but come on, have some brains.

The guy is a lawyer, so that means that at sometime in his life he had some kind of wits about him, what went wrong?

Senator Richard Shelby

Is out to scare you. His giant slicl delivery and southern accent do nothing to hide the fact that the man is a snake in the grass for the great state of Alabama. That forward looking state that fought against civil rights and currently is one of the fattest states in the country second only to Mississippi. Richard Shelby would have you believe that foriegn car companies are the way to go. He would tell you that American car companies should all fail, did I mention that he has vested interest in seeing Detroit fail?

The Japanese car companies set up in the south along with the Germans, and they don't have the problem of the UAW. This in turn has kept costs down. As a result the Republican party is now siding against the union once again. But stupidly it is also siding against America in the process in an economic downturn, and Shelby is leading the charge. Oh and one last thing, those foriegn automakers with plants in the south, all are heavily subsidized on our dime. We had to lure them here.

So don't let Shelby sell you a line about American car companies. Yes they suck right now. But they are worth saving.