Why are all nature show hosts Bristish? Is England really that Bad?

Is England a terrible place to live?

Seriously?

Follow me here. It is no mistake that most live action shows on TV with animals, and or involving anything truly dangerous they are almost uniformly white and British.

Why is that?

I believe it have something to do with England itself.

The weather there sucks. (see picture)

The food isn't that great (they eat blood pudding).

So the people left England (men mostly) in search of better weather, better food, better opportunities. Thus leading to the British Empire, one of the largest in known history. That pressure to leave home doesn't just go away. It's still there. Only now fewer and fewer of the locals can leave the way that they'd like.

But at least they have good TV.

Coffee

I'm addicted.

I know it.

I just had know idea the extent of my addiction until it was laid out before me.

It was quite humbling really.

Coffee has made me late for work, a Wedding, a Funeral, a Christmas party.

Just to name a few.

It has gotten me into trouble with my fiance.

It has spilled all over my good clothes.

It has spilled all over my bad clothes.

It has spilled all over my car.

It has burned my tongue.

It has burned my hand.

And I will never give it up...

Madonna

On why I hate the material girl....

She likes buying children. She pays in cash Africa...

She believes she is holier that thou. See Papa don't preach (the song)

She's pretty much left/abandoned both the Catholic Church and the USA for a Mystic Jewish book, and the U.K. respectively. (You can keep her England)